Episode 4:
Mockbuster Mockery:
Snakes on a Train Review
Mockbuster Mockery makes its triumphant return with a review of one of The Asylum's most notorious films -
Snakes on a Train.
Comments Section:
Name: Ken Murray
Date And Time: 2011-03-11 16:02:56
Comment: @CineMax. alright then.
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-11 03:50:20
Comment: @Ken Murray Do what you must and good luck! ;) P.S. I never said the formula was broken - I just came up with my own one that better suits the new format of the show, that's all.
Name: Ken Murray
Date And Time: 2011-03-10 19:39:49
Comment: @CineMax. one more thing that I forgot, "Secret of NIMH 2 deserves to be trashed, I just took issue with the other reviews. anyway, about this newest change, it's your opinion but when I start reviewing stuff(which I am) I'll use the TGWTG formula. the way I see it, that formula is very popular and if it isn't broken, don't fix it. again, that's just me.
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-10 04:07:23
Comment: @Jaimetud It's not, sorry. ...And, before you ask, I was going to tell you, but I thought the cancellation of Radical Reviewer and the announcement of my current attitude towards all these crossovers and collaborations should be an apparent index that I no longer have interest in the project. Once again, sorry.
Name: Jaimetud
Date And Time: 2011-03-09 23:24:58
Comment: Forgot to mention, how's your review on the "Planet of the Apes" cartoon coming?
Name: Jaimetud
Date And Time: 2011-03-09 23:20:43
Comment: Good to see you back, Cinemax. Wow, these guys couldn't even put a fresh spin on this knockoff. Why even try?
Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-03-09 10:07:48
Comment: @CineMax Understandable. Again, I apologize.
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-09 05:16:51
Comment: @Morgan No problem. As for the delivery of the last part being sarcastic - it was! It was just a completely different kind of sarcasm that wasn't supposed to be snide or imply anything malevolent, but rather declare that I'm "going solo" with my series, if you know what I mean...
Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-03-08 21:53:23
Comment: @CineMax It's just that the delievery of that last portion came off as sarcastic. I don't why. And I apologize for my earlier comment as well. Also, I guess it's suffice to say I used the "PianoMan" pseudonym to avoid backlash...in short, I created a dominio effect that led you to this point....a choice in my time I greatly regret...-_-
Name: Ken Murray
Date And Time: 2011-03-08 18:11:15
Comment: @CineMax. ok.
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-08 17:02:25
Comment: @Ken Murray
Bah... Let's just say I was a little illiterate twat who decided to jump on the whole "Angry Reviewer" bandwagon and started berating relatively mediocre films without even giving them a second chance, and leave that subject for good, ok?
Name: Ken Murray
Date And Time: 2011-03-08 15:42:01
Comment: @CineMax. still to bad you can't go back and find something nice to say about the non-Don Bluth movies, though. especially since All Dogs 2 is my favorite Bluth sequel and I still think you got a few things wrong. but I can live with it.
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-08 14:10:51
Comment: @Morgan
I fail to see how my advertisement of Cheshire Cat Studios and the subsequent expression of my disappointment with the current state of Internet Review is going to contribute to the downfall of the entire industry, as you yourself have insinuated with your comparison. If you were offended by my words - well, sorry, but, just like you said - opinions are opinions, and if you take pride in what you do then they shouldn't really get to you. Otherwise you're just accusing me of something I didn't even intend to do i.e. causing some sort of a revolution and dragging other reviewers with myself down to the pit.
P.S. If the last part was supposed to be a warning that my attitude might get me into trouble - fear not. I have no intention of further slandering the good people on TGWTG. I've made my position clear. From now on I'll just continue doing my job. That is all.
Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-03-08 13:00:03
Comment: Dear Maxwell,
Is it just me or are you turning into another Don Bluth? And I don't mean that in a good light. The man took the whole half of the Disney animators with him rather than help out with the declining quality in story and quality.
I know opinons are opinons, but that last part advertising the site "you got picked up on" and your comments on "the spawn of TGWTG" just left me raising an eyebrow. You have a sharp tounge lad. I appreciate your spirt, but watch out....
Name: Ken Murray
Date And Time: 2011-03-07 15:21:14
Comment: right.
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 16:28:48
Comment: @Ken Murray
Thanks! As for RR - well at least it shows I've learned my lesson, right? ;)
Name: Ken Murray
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 14:49:25
Comment: this was a great video. but it makes me kind of disappointed that you couldn't do this type of review back when you where the Radical Reviewer. yeah, sorry for bringing that up again.
Name: Atom
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 12:39:27
Comment: Ok. Just incase your if your mind. :)
http://www.spike.com/about/tribes
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 12:34:10
Comment: @Atom Can't say I'm really enthralled by the possibility of going to E3, since I'm not really into video games, but Comic-Con does sound nice :) Still, right now I'm more interested in improving and promoting my work rather than selling-out and going to conventions to sell some useless junk that I once touched for $500. (Oh, trust me, there will be a time and a place for that latter :)).
Name: Atom
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 12:12:12
Comment: People who are Spike TV.com partners. They can go to Comic-Con and E3! I just love to see you do a news coverage at E3. :D
Name: James
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 12:05:43
Comment: Please ingore that comment. That was not me. Just some idot. Anyways, I'm some sorry CineMax and... Chris. I'll try to be nice.
PS. That dude used my name. Can you stop that?
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 12:05:24
Comment: @James
I'm afraid you got me wrong, my friend. I was referring to your "Keep your opinions to yourself if you don't like it" line, and that I don't want to see my audience insult and attack anyone who doesn't like my series, just like the aforementioned AVGN and TGWTG fanboys do. That is all. I hope this clears the misunderstanding :)
Name: James
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:56:25
Comment: NO,NO,NO! That's my real name! I'm not James Rolfe! But my name is James!
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:52:30
Comment: @James
Please stop that. I tend to think that my audience is more intelligent and polite than a bunch of mindless vultures who'd attack anyone who dares to so much as question their beloved idol (i.e AVGN Nazis, TGWTG trolls and etc.) The man has a right to have his own opinion, and he is sure as hell entitled to it. The fact that he can't convey and present it in a coherent and comprehensible way is, unfortunately, a completely different story...
@Atom
No, not really. Why?
@Ail
'Twas my pleasure :)
Name: Ail
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:43:22
Comment: Cheshire Cat Studios.com sounds awesome! Thanks CineMax.
Name: Atom
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:41:29
Comment: Hi CineMax.
Do you have any plans spike tribe partner?
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:24:07
Comment: @Chris
...Maybe it's just me, but, I dunno, maybe it's about reviewing atrocious low-budget Asylum films, as well as providing an insightful look at the film industry as a whole? Make no mistake, I'm not begrudging you for not liking my show (once again, you are free to do so), but such cryptic and ambivalent conjectures like: "I don't understand this show" or "I don't get what this show is trying to say" just flummox me.
@Hank
You're welcome :)
Name: Stan
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:14:14
Comment: Reminds me the old days when That Guy with The Glasses.com was a young website.
Name: Hank
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:09:55
Comment: Nice job on the video, CineMax.
Thanks for telling me about Cheshire Cat Studios.com
Name: James
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 11:00:31
Comment: To Chris: He reviews movies are rip-offs on other movies. I love he's show. Just keep your opitons to yourself.
Name: Chris
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 09:46:32
Comment: I'm Sorry I Just Don't Get What the Show Is Trying To Say So I Passed On This. Is That OK?
Name: CineMax
Date And Time: 2011-03-06 03:40:47
Comment: @Chris
Here's an advice (to everyone)on how to provide constructive criticism - if you don't like someone's work, you are, of course, free to excuse yourself from watching it. However, if you don't like something and you decide to come to the person and assert: "I don't like your work!" - you sure as hell better provide reasons and explain why, or else your comment is going to be rendered irrelevant and your opinion minuscule. We had this argument before, you didn't bother to explain yourself last time. Good bye, indeed, sir.
@Justin W
I though it was the hat and the depraved images... Oh well!
@Dan
Har-har.
Name: Dan
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 22:40:45
Comment: I hope to see you in the next Fantasy Movie Memories video, CineMax.
Name: Robby
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 22:28:09
Comment: Nice to see you again, CineMax.
Nice job on Cheshire Cat Studios. :)
Name: Willy
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 22:20:37
Comment: To Chris: Why did you comment on this video?
Name: Alex
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 21:09:30
Comment: And also, why cant you keep this to yourself.
Name: Alex
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 21:00:29
Comment: Then why did you watch it to begin with.
Name: Justin W
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 20:58:52
Comment: what separates u from everyone at that guy with the glasses is your reviewing movies that everone can agree sucks ass hell
Name: Chris
Date And Time: 2011-03-05 20:55:40
Comment: This Show Is Really Not For Me. So I Don't Want To Watch It Anymore. Good Bye.