Face Nelson reviews the 1995 movie starring Stephen Lang, some kids that we never hear about again and a fluffy panda cub.

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Name: Lady Dryer
Date And Time: 2012-05-10 01:06:56
Comment: No wonder my dad and I never bother to rent it. I was going to, because I thought it be a decent family adventure film involving a an adorable panda cub. Now I've seen this review, I'm going to stick with Kung Fu Panda. At least Po was likable and you should have seen baby Po in the sequel! Even he's more realistic than the Muppet doll.

Name: Mick
Date And Time: 2012-04-08 01:41:53
Comment: The "you're a Mormon" comment is probably what the other Republicans in the primaries have been itching to use against Mitt Romney.

Name: Meg
Date And Time: 2011-12-02 10:29:52
Comment: I don't know about anyone else, but I actually cried a little at the beginning with the tiny pink panda cub...it was just too cute! I love pandas! This movie looks interesting, but I think I'll stick with Kung Fu Panda. Great review, Face.

Name: Ebalance
Date And Time: 2011-12-01 15:24:39
Comment: I actually saw this in theatres... and haven't seen it since... pandas are cute, but this movie was pretty dumb. The animal movie I totally fell in love with was the 90's version of Flipper, with Elijah Wood. I also liked the movie "Andre" which was about a seal lion... MOST CONFUSING SPEECH AWARD GOES TO... the kid who thinks Indiana Jones rescues animals... These people don't seem to realize the bigger problem is POPULATION CONTROL & FARMING/DE-FORESTATION... not poachers... they are a problem, but comparatively... oh... screw this movie... GO WATCH "Pom Poko" much better film... How the conversation should have gone: Girl: You're a mormon! Boy: I think you mean moron. Girl:What's the difference? You're an idiot! Way to kill the baby panda with a "COAT TO THE HEAD!" XD!!! This kid is the biggest pervert... WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?! He's gotta be like 12... what 12 year old boys act like that?! WTF is he trying to feed the panda? I'm pretty sure pandas don't eat... uh... random yellow fruits? What is that thing?

Name: Devon
Date And Time: 2010-10-12 19:30:47
Comment: Who knew that the bad guy from "Avatar" was in this? "Everything wants to kill ya and eat your eyes fro jujubes." XD What are jujubes anyhow? Indiana Jones doesn't save pandas, dumbasses!!! 8:54-8:59 Nice Elmer Fudd wefewence! XD Sowwy for the spoiwers. Ya know for a movie called "The Amazing Panda Adventure", it's not amazing at all! That's false advertising! OMG It's my favorite line from "The Emperor's New Groove"!

Name: Jaimetud
Date And Time: 2010-08-08 19:48:42
Comment: Humorous review. It definitely gets better as it goes on. Heh, "You're a Mormon!"

Name: ,.,
Date And Time: 2010-08-08 11:01:57
Comment: Great review Face Nelson. Can you review Waking Sleeping Beauty? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqO5XkYty8g&feature=related