To kick off the summer, one of Joe Dante's underrated and most epic gets the "Vaulting" treatment, while Morgan invents a drinking game to go along with it and some of Dante's other work.

Comments Section:

Name: JacobAnimationCritic
Date And Time: 2011-07-20 22:35:12
Comment: Wow, everybody's doing a drinking game. Maybe I'll do one, too, but with Coke of course (I'm 16), if that's OK with you, since you're the first person I've seen to play a drinking game with Coke. Oh, and nice review :)

Name: Stewart
Date And Time: 2011-05-21 10:58:38
Comment: Enjoyed the review!

Name: John
Date And Time: 2011-05-20 23:45:36
Comment: Small Soldiers was one of my favorite movies as a kid, my brother and I collected the action figures they were also the last toys we ever bought at Toys R Us, a bit of trivia the Gorgonites (minus Archer) are voiced by the members of Spinal Tap and the Commando Elite (minus Chip) are voiced by actors from The Dirty Dozen, and I wish that the Commando Elite would've offed a few people.

Name: That Fellow
Date And Time: 2011-05-19 15:21:49
Comment: Not to mention suddenly making everybody really sad. Must be a thrill at parties.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-05-19 13:54:58
Comment: To Cronos: .....so much for being subtle....

Name: Cronos
Date And Time: 2011-05-19 11:56:59
Comment: In case anybody's wondering Phil Hartman was killed by a gunshot to the head while sleeping by his wife who later committed suicide after confessing to a neighbour and when the cops arrived.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-05-19 10:41:06
Comment: To Graham: Well, that's not in every Joe Dante film. That rule only covers Gremlins 1 + 2, InnerSpace, and Small Soldiers. The Strange Creatures Rule is close to it though.

Name: Graham
Date And Time: 2011-05-19 07:24:35
Comment: There's one rule of the drinking game you forgot: If a Joe Dante film has a tiny character, down the whole bottle.

Name: Nic Kramer
Date And Time: 2011-05-18 20:20:26
Comment: Good film, I wish I got to see it at the Wexner when I had the chance. By the way, i was the one who did the unnamed Looney Tunes comment.

Name:
Date And Time: 2011-05-18 17:25:47
Comment: Looney Tunes was okay, but it would've been better if the Warner suit didn't put pressure on Dante, tell him what he shouldn't do with the characters, they keep getting the script rewrite with product placements and plugs, plus they focus a little too much with the less Looney live-actor heroes. Dante himself was not happy with the result. He just directed it in memory of his friend, Chuck. It's sorta considered a "black sheep" film. However, I did bring the DVD at the Wexner last year to have it autograph, as they were showing his films (exculding this Looney film) and was going to be there in one screening. Unfortuantly, he wasn't at the Gremilns screening, so it was nevered signed.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-05-18 11:06:39
Comment: To MKNeed: Thanks, but Matinee is one I feel that is too precious to do. Maybe down the road, but not sure. As for Looney Tunes, I'll give it some thought. To larry: It sucks I can't use it in IE8. That very much explains my feelings.

Name: MKNeed
Date And Time: 2011-05-18 03:45:52
Comment: Awesome review, if it's more Joe Dante films you're looking for, I personally recommend other films he also did like, Matinee, starring John Goodman and Looney Tunes Back in Action!

Name: Jaimetud
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 22:29:01
Comment: Excellent show. I myself would consider this film to be enjoyable. It's like a family film for older families.

Name: The FanFic Critic
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 22:26:36
Comment: Great review, Morgan. For future reference, it's Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Name: Devon
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 19:04:23
Comment: It's okay. We're all entitled to our own opinions.

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 16:30:33
Comment: To Devon: I wouldn't say harsh. It's a basic opinon. I just don't see the point in having another Apes reboot/remake. I know it's months till this is released, but I just don't feel like it will live up to the original five.

Name: Devon
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 15:43:50
Comment: Nice look at "Small Soldiers", AKA: Toy Story on steroids. BTW, Frank Langella was also in "Dracula" (1979) Did you know that? Also, not to be rude, but what's with calling "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" a pointless reboot? Isn't that a little harsh?

Name: Brad
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 13:59:10
Comment: Awesome review, Morgan.

Name: Dante
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 13:57:04
Comment: I will tell him that. I see you are going to be a amazing film maker in the future. :D

Name: Morgan
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 13:39:37
Comment: To Larry: It's ok...not much to complain. To Dante: Your welcome. I'm a fan of his work to the end. Wait til Explorers in July. To Robert Tapert: Sure. It's a damn good blockbuster in my books.

Name: Robert Tapert
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 11:05:15
Comment: Can you review Sam Raimi's Darkman?

Name: Dante
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 10:51:11
Comment: You did a great job reviewing my father's film. :) Thank you so munch!

Name: larry
Date And Time: 2011-05-17 10:47:58
Comment: What's your thoughts on Blip TV's new look, Morgan?